Dragoness: Than what do you desire? Treasure? Blood?
Me: 'walks towards Dragoness and places her hand in my palm' I wish to please your desires. I wish to be your warmth and comfort in the cold of these mountains. I wish to protect you from the dwarves and nomads that wish you harm because of your species. I wish to spend the remainder of my life with you.
Dragoness: 'places a claw over my chin and raising my head to level our eye contact' You have read a lot of romance novels. Haven't you, mortal?
Me: 'chuckles' I guess I must have? Otherwise, I wouldn't have staled this journey for a princess and fell for you.
Dragoness: 'laughs' Well than, how would you wish to start this servitude of protection?
Me: 'looks towards handcuffs in a nearby corner' What do you think?