Poor, poor Mike... not only is he now missing what he probably considered his most important body part, but it seems his pants no longer fit well enough to stay on him. ;D
Time took: way too long. Probably 10 hours, but I was lazy.
Programs used: Alias Sketchbook Pro and Photoshop CS2.
Pizza slices devoured during process: 6
Cans of coke drunk: 5
Health level after completion: Heart attack imminent.